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iraffiruse: frozach submitted I just love the jump from 4 to 5. It goes from ‘Oh let me play.’ to ‘SEXY TIME!’ ~Zuty

iraffiruse:

frozach submitted

I just love the jump from 4 to 5.

It goes from ‘Oh let me play.’ to ‘SEXY TIME!’

~Zuty

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Tumblr Designs a Card!

mtgfan:

I’ve seen it over at MtGSalvation, so I thought I’d bring it here in a handy Google Docs format! Just complete the short survey - five questions, two of which are technically optional! I’ll run this for a week before we move to the next stage!

Please reblog when you finish to spread the word!

Click the permalink to view the form.

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I’m bring this back.

I’m bring this back.

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PLAY ALL THE THINGS! I may not be a Timmy player, but this card did make the inner-mechanisms inside my brain move a bit. A fast enough deck could easily make this card work, but knowing that Magic is 99% douche bags who run 700$ decks this card will probably not see play outside of the kitchen table. /StartRant I know some of you are probably like, “But Zuty, not everyone is like that.” You would be very, very wrong there. Over the last few years I’ve only noticed that Magic players are getting worse and become more asshole-ish. It’s gotten to the point that I can’t even buy a pack of cards without being slapped in the face by these jerk-offs. I don’t think I am better than them, or anyone for that matter, so I don’t know why they find it necessary to rub it in my nose and treat me like trash. I don’t even play Magic anymore outside of my group of very very few friends. Prereleases turned into nightmares where I was trapped in a room with these people and FNMs was filled with cheaters, judges who didn’t care, and creeps who did nothing but harass me. I end up fishbowling my decks at least four times as much as I get to actually play, and that number continues to grow. /EndRant Anyway, back to this card. I like it and a deck build for this would be rather easy. Mana ramp is easy enough to find in green, even if you ignored all the instant and sorcery cards that help you along with it. Just looking at the list now, you could probably even do this with only common cards. In the end, very fun card and the fact that I can play my whole deck is just amazing! Magical Christmas land here I come! ~Zuty

PLAY ALL THE THINGS!

I may not be a Timmy player, but this card did make the inner-mechanisms inside my brain move a bit. A fast enough deck could easily make this card work, but knowing that Magic is 99% douche bags who run 700$ decks this card will probably not see play outside of the kitchen table.

/StartRant

I know some of you are probably like, “But Zuty, not everyone is like that.” You would be very, very wrong there. Over the last few years I’ve only noticed that Magic players are getting worse and become more asshole-ish. It’s gotten to the point that I can’t even buy a pack of cards without being slapped in the face by these jerk-offs. I don’t think I am better than them, or anyone for that matter, so I don’t know why they find it necessary to rub it in my nose and treat me like trash. I don’t even play Magic anymore outside of my group of very very few friends. Prereleases turned into nightmares where I was trapped in a room with these people and FNMs was filled with cheaters, judges who didn’t care, and creeps who did nothing but harass me. I end up fishbowling my decks at least four times as much as I get to actually play, and that number continues to grow.

/EndRant

Anyway, back to this card. I like it and a deck build for this would be rather easy. Mana ramp is easy enough to find in green, even if you ignored all the instant and sorcery cards that help you along with it. Just looking at the list now, you could probably even do this with only common cards. In the end, very fun card and the fact that I can play my whole deck is just amazing!

Magical Christmas land here I come!

~Zuty

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iraffiruse:

frozach submitted

This is the only reason I’d ever buy an Apple product.

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fypblog: Wow what a rad idea! Source All I need is a frame I could do this twice over xD ~Zuty Zoom

fypblog:

Wow what a rad idea!

Source

All I need is a frame I could do this twice over xD

~Zuty

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Eww … He wants to fist?

Eww … He wants to fist?

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lulz-time: Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI … Court dismissed… BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS! THIS!

lulz-time:

Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI …

Court dismissed… BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS!

THIS!

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mtgfan: thegolden001: gathcybersteam: mtgfan: Thought experiment - What would you cost this at for its rarity? $50, easy Probelm is, you can’t pay non-existant mana costs. It’d have to be cheated into play. As such, I can’t see it being nearly as popular as a $50 price tag would warrant. No no, the mana cost. xD It’s essentially Last Word which costs 2UU.

mtgfan:

thegolden001:

gathcybersteam:

mtgfan:

Thought experiment - What would you cost this at for its rarity?

$50, easy


Probelm is, you can’t pay non-existant mana costs. It’d have to be cheated into play. As such, I can’t see it being nearly as popular as a $50 price tag would warrant.

No no, the mana cost. xD

It’s essentially Last Word which costs 2UU.

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I promised myself I wouldn’t cry, but then my face turned blue and I grew a mustache.

:,( Every time …

~Zuty

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